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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:18
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good.
Just Forget it!
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
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So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
No go.
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Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
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Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
One of Pop’s Hottest Stars Posted a Risqué Album Cover. All Hell Broke Loose. - Slate Magazine
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
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Thumbs down again.
So they tried
No, not a chance